Mark 's Prediction #1: In 2012, the fish used for Fish Tacos will be called Taco Fish.
Mark 's Prediction #2: In 2012, Al Gore will re-invent the Internet.
Mark 's Prediction #3: In 2012, the last person who uses chopsticks to eat Thai food will die in Muskogee, OK.
Mark 's Prediction #4: In 2012, Larry King will still be alive.
Mark 's Prediction #5: In 2012, Cookie Monster will eat his first vegitable.
Mark 's Prediction #6: In 2012, Kermit and Piggy will get divorced, after Kermit finds out Piggy has been cheating on him everytime he hybernates.
Mark 's Prediction #7: In 2012, people will stop "wondering" and "looking forward to". As a result, Facebook will go bankrupt.
Mark 's Prediction #8: In 2012, Jonathan Frakes will make a new Star Trek TNG movie based on the premise that Facebook is the origin of the Borg.
Mark 's Prediction #9: In 2012, marijuana and prostitution will finally be legalized in all states. As a result, nothing changes.
Mark 's Prediction #10: In 2012, the first Toyota PRIUS will be sold in Tulsa, OK.
Mark 's Prediction #11: In 2012, software developers in west LA will form a union. It loses some members when it submits their reqeust in XML 1.1 instead of 2.0.
Mark 's Prediction #12: In 2012, people will be so sensitive to political correctness that they can only talk about how they don't hate Chicago at all.
Mark 's Prediction #13: In 2012, men will finally discover that when girls say they just wanna have fun they actually mean it.
Mark 's Prediction #14: In 2012, sushi restaurants will increase their prices due to the fact that people still love talking how expensive sushi is.
Mark 's Prediction #15: In 2012, gas prices will go down significantly and gas consumption level will soar. People will stop talking about global warming.
Mark 's Prediction #16: In 2012, scientists will discover the portal to a parallel universe, in which people do not tilt their heads when they eat a hard taco.
Mark 's Prediction #17: In 2012, Whitney Mills will tilt her head and eat her own Taco.
Mark 's Prediction #18: In 2012, Texas will declare its independence from the United States; Subsequently, Austin will declare its independence from Texas.
Mark 's Prediction #19: In 2012, the Chihuahua population will explode.
Mark 's Prediction #20: In 2012, women will finally find one thing they can actually learn from men. They will stop invensting their emotions on friendship.
Mark 's Prediction #21: In 2012, the US government will start to offer Universal Healthcare, but cheese will be prohibited. There will be riots everywhere.
Mark 's Prediction #22: In 2012, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter will introduce a revolutionary product--cream cheese called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"
Mark 's Prediction #23: In 2012, the last eligible unmarried male in NYC will be taken by a 22-year-old Starbucks employee. There will be riots on Fifth avenue.
Mark 's prediction #24: In 2012, anthropologists will discover that God created women first, from the fact that men have useless devolved nipples.
Mark 's Prediction #26: In 2012, "Mark's Predictions for 2012" fan page will get its 100,000th member--When they realize this prediction was wrong, they all leave.
Mark 's Prediction #27: In 2012, people can no longer tolerate The New Yorker cartoons, but they will keep reading them.
Mark is 's Prediction #28: In 2012, the last republican in San Francisco will be hanged.
Mark 's Prediction #29: In 2012, Al-Qaeda will sign a peace treaty with the US, after Afghanistan National TV airs Extreme Makeover Home Edition for 6 months.
Mark 's Prediction #30: In 2012, Snoopy will be neutered. As a result, he will stop sitting on the pitched roof of his house.
Mark 's Prediction #31: In 2012, Gay Marriage Barbie will be the #1 Christmas gift among heterosexual couples in San Francisco for their children.
Mark 's Prediction #32: In 2012, Pillsbury Doughboy and the Michelin Man will return to their home planet.
Mark 's Prediction #33: In 2012, Kermit the frog will eat a pork chop for the first time in his life--in tears.
Mark 's Prediction #34: In 2012, Joe the Plumber will win the 2nd place in Dancing with the Stars.
Mark 's Prediction #35: In 2012, Whole Foods Market will start selling non-fat bacons called "I Can't Believe It's Not Sliced Beef Jerky".
Mark 's Prediction #36: In 2012, just like Chinese food is called simply 'food' in China, fast food will be officially called just 'food' in America.
Mark 's Prediction #37: In 2012, Learning Annex will offer a workshop, "How to smile like a football coach, nothing but a football coach" taught by Dennis Quaid.
Mark 's Prediction #38: In 2012, scientists at UC Santa Cruz will invent the most colorful computer display panel called "LSD monitor".
Mark 's Prediction #39: In 2012, Captivate and Blackberry R&D will collaborate to create a new device that allows us to avoid eye contact in elevator effectively.
Mark 's Prediction #40: In 2012, Spot Runner will buy Google for $185 billion. Accordingly, Google will change its name to G-Spot.
Mark 's Prediction #41: In 2012, environmentally conscious intellectuals will finally decide to turn off their computers when they leave their offices every evening.
Mark 's Prediction #42: In 2012, Saturday Night Live will be canceled, after failing to find an effective way to make jokes about President Obama.
Mark 's Prediction #43: In 2012, after President Obama's successful first term, National Blonde Alliance will demand the first blonde president of the United States.
Mark 's Prediction #44: In 2012, after much debate, squirrels will finally decide that they are two-legged animals.
Mark 's Prediction #45: In 2012, manboobs will be disqualified as genuine boobs. Accordingly, they will instead be called DBNE (Dude's Bleached Nipples Enlarged).
Mark 's Prediction #46: In 2012, meterosexual men in west LA will learn to obsess about shoes. On the average, they will spend 45 minutes in a shoe store.
Mark 's Prediction #47: In 2012, General Electric will face bankrupcy, but Oprah Winfrey will bail out the company as part of her show.
Mark 's Prediction #48: In 2012, people will start leaving ever-expanding facebook; they will migrate to another site called Facepace.com, which has a cleaner look.
Mark 's Prediction #49: In 2012, teenagers will be influenced by text messaging even more; they will start tilting their head rightward every time they smile.
Mark's Prediction #50: In 2012, Snuggie will be the official wearable blanket of the London 2012 Olympic Games.
Mark's Prediction #51: In 2012, Tigger will break his leg while filming "The Tigger Movie 2". Kellogg's Tony the Tiger will be hired to replace Tigger's role
Mark's Prediction #52: In 2012, three talened engineers in Florence, KY, will launch a revlutionary flash-based video sharing website called "Y'allTube.com"
Mark's Prediction #53: In 2012, Capt. Sullenberger, who landed his plane full of 155 passengers in the Hudson River, will slip on a banana peel.
Mark's Prediction #54: In 2012, Twitter will be losing its user base to a new nano blogging site called Burper.com where users leave one word to update their status
Mark's Prediction #55: In 2012, Twittering will be the No. 1 cause of traffic accidents in California. In response, Toyota Lexus will release a new model called "Lexus TW," which utilizes proprietary algorithms to accurately guesses the driver's thoughts and twitter for her automatically.